Wheatley

• Minor violence Nothing permanent without running it by me first. As long as you're comfortable with negative CR feel free to punch the moron.

• Insulting him He's not gonna like it, especially certain insults, but you're welcome to

• Human!Wheatley Default is canon sphere Wheatley, but if it better fits the setting/makes things less difficult I can play him as a human. Always human, was human before he was a core, was always a core but got put into a human body somehow, some sort of humanoid robot body/something like Atlus and P-body, etc. Depends on the setting and thread partner's preference!

• Romance/shipping Not opposed, not my goal either though. Totally happy having nothing but platonic stuff!

• Fourth wall breaking Unless the context of the thread calls for it please don't without running it by me. Wheatley will probably just sulk/shut down after his initial outburst if you throw all the awful things he's done in his face, so I'm fine threading something like that but it wouldn't be a lighthearted thread.

• Injuring Nothing serious/permanent. If you want to seriously mess him up let me know, I may be down for it.

• Death/killing him No thanks, not interested.

• Smut/sex games Even if I'm playing him as a human I'm just not interested in porny stuff. I don't particularly see Wheatley as interested in this kind of thing, anyway.

Hey! I'm gonna be upfront about this-- despite how long I've had this account I find dwrp a little intimidating! I tend to worry about stepping on toes or committing a faux-pas, but at the end of the day I like writing this little idiot. He's definitely my favorite muse.

I really only have free times on weekends, but am hoping to get into the swing of things and play around in memes and whatnot. If you happen to come across this and want to thread with a Wheatley feel free to message me about playing in a specific game/meme/psl/whatever!

I don't use plurk (I could just never get into it, sorry!) so please contact me on scyther if you need to reach me.